April 13, 2018
April 17, 2018
I’m a speed reader, as if it is any of your beeswax.
I used to read fast. Now I’m only half fast.
Sorry, but I do not understand the humor in this one. Help someone?
I read very fast too. I keep getting that kind of statement from my wife. Then she tests me to see if I actually read whatever it was.
Maybe he was just using them to sit on at a restaurant with seats that were too low.
Hey, at least he’s not leaving them unopened on his bedside table for three weeks, forgetting to return them and racking up overdue fines for books he hasn’t read. That’s what I seem to do all too often …
He’s read every last page. Didn’t like any of the conclusions, so he didn’t bother to read the rest.
whiteheron about 7 years ago
I’m a speed reader, as if it is any of your beeswax.
ksu71 about 7 years ago
I used to read fast. Now I’m only half fast.
pwbritt Premium Member about 7 years ago
Sorry, but I do not understand the humor in this one. Help someone?
Qiset about 7 years ago
I read very fast too. I keep getting that kind of statement from my wife. Then she tests me to see if I actually read whatever it was.
chromosome Premium Member about 7 years ago
Maybe he was just using them to sit on at a restaurant with seats that were too low.
erin.adamic Premium Member about 7 years ago
Hey, at least he’s not leaving them unopened on his bedside table for three weeks, forgetting to return them and racking up overdue fines for books he hasn’t read. That’s what I seem to do all too often …
gammaguy about 7 years ago
He’s read every last page. Didn’t like any of the conclusions, so he didn’t bother to read the rest.