Pickles by Brian Crane for May 19, 2017

If Opal is the desperate, she could just delete that picture (by accidentally posting it to Instagram).

True. My new computer has a camera for Skypeing, I guess, which I didn’t realize. I accidentally hit something that suddenly turned it on and it took me a second to figure out who the hideous face on my screen was! I’ve since taped over the lens! lol

Earls is wise. He knows when to speak and when to shut his yap.

Not to a mosquito!

That’s why people close their eyes when they kiss.

Earl, Great response… Opal was looking to start a fight.

Good line , Earl.

I may be inappropriate at times but I definitely don’t have a deathwish – I have a deafwish – when it comes to answering questions like that, from my wife.

I always get a fright when my face suddenly appears on my phone’s camera because I forgot to flip it round after taking a selfie.

I look hideous too. A camera never lies.

xxx

Well played Earl, you actually thought that one out.

There is a joke in which a very large, muscular man with a speech impediment asks a small man some question.

The small man doesn’t say a thing.

This angers the large man and he strikes the small man once ere walking away.

A friend walks over to the small man and says, “You knew the answer to the question. Why didn’t you tell him?”

With the very same speech impediment, the small man responds, “You think I’m crazy? He’d think I was mocking him and really hurt me!”