Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 16, 2017

Pig is just not into new observances.

Pig is the eternal porktomist.

I take it Pig knows nothing about Donald The Rump.

Too cheap.

May 16…. It should be at least twice a week.

The holiday yesterday makes it really difficult to observe anything today.

Stupid idiot, you just made the list..!

the weird part is, that’s the most sensible thing that Pig has ever said.

This would make more sense if Rat was announcing this from his capacity as “President Rat”

Trying real hard today

Rat: Truer words were never spoken.

Back into the Box with you.

Common sense has become a rare commodity.

I find it interesting that Pig uses the word “human” which he and Rat are not.

Pig’s wrong.

Not everybody has value at all. Some people are just born stupid.

xxx

Pig is right. Even the most useless person breathes out carbon dioxide for the plants to exchange for oxygen. But that’s about it.

There are those of us who just don’t belong or fit in anywhere in this world. Apparently, Pig is in the same boat as me…unnecessary and redundant.

Rat fails to observe his own holiday.

Trenchant observation, Rat! Pig is just your average “feel good, say something nice” idiot….

Sometimes I wonder why Rat and Pig live together.

Odie from Garfield celebrates “pretend you’re not stupid” day

How do you celebrate that holiday, read more books?