In Security by Bea R. for June 20, 2017

There used to be a “Phantom Ice Cream Truck” which drove up and down my street at irregular, unpredictable intervals during the summer months.

Never could catch it. :(

While passing through Atlanta last month, discovered a local business which sells high-quality popsicles out of pushcarts.

Didn’t have opportunity to sample every flavor, though I can attest that their milky Thai Iced Tea pops really sooth a sore throat.

http://kingofpops.com/

Oops! Did I miss someone’s birthday? :(

A mud covered, half-naked woman running through the neighborhood, that will probably affect their property values, and give Sam quite the reputation. Or at least get Sedine some free ice-cream, which is good because I can’t imagine where she’s keeping her money in that “outfit”.

And soon, her name will be mud.

What child eats a green tea pop? And what ice cream truck sells them?

Childhoods End……..there is no green tea pop…….that’s a lime margarita flavored pop…….wait? Margarita? Now it’s SPRING BREAK!!!!!!

Green tea, that explains all… I’m amazed she likes that taste.

Sedine’s attention span is quite short. That’s what makes her so great to read, jumping from one thing into another.

Sedine’s gonna make quite an impression at the ice cream truck.

I don’t know. The way Sedine looks right now the Ice Cream man may find out how fast his truck can go from zero to 60. She looks like the Creature From the Black Lagoon’s (cute) sister!

So does Sedine have autism?

Bea, by any chance did I piss you off a few days ago when I brought up Helmut Kohl? Earlier today I was talking with a German immigrant in my neighborhood, and when I brought up Kohl he got pretty angry at me, apparently despite Kohl’s good reputation he had his criticism, anyway after what seemed like an eternity of being yelled at I remembered you and thought, maybe I should have kept away from talking about German politics, anyway I’m sorry if I got on your bad side over Kohl.

One of the local Chinese buffets served green tea ice cream! Very good!

Great art in this strip, Bea. Sight, I miss the enlargement button.

Sedine must look a frightful mess. Bikinied and much mud spattered wild hair and wilder face leaving mud prints behind.

Bea, I wanted to do something special for your birthday, it’s a bit excessive and redundant, but all you have to do is follow these instructions:

I can’t help but be impressed with how she made mountains out of mud puddles.

Speaking of “Phantom Ice Cream” …

Wish I could still get these: The blue was the sort of “Toxic Waste Blue” which should not occur in nature. Photos just can’t do it justice …

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