Pluggers by Rick McKee for May 26, 2017

Snoresville.

sung “With a cannon at hand, he can beat an-y man! Or so says the brag of Mc-BRAG!” ;-D

“So I shot myself.”

And don’t forget the huge fish you just caught.

Who does he think he is, Barney Fife? Not to worry Andy got him out of trouble. He nipped it, nipped it in the bud.

And then the bear kilt me.

Those newfangled computer games.

And I shot an elephant in my pajamas, How he got in my pajamas I’ll never know.

I noticed the ‘friend’ in the rear—looking rather doubtful ! !

Obviously not an American plugger.. must be one of those foreign tourist types. An American plugger never runs short of ammo.

Do Kodiak’s still exist? Haven’t we hunted them into extinction?

And we had to walk four miles to school every day! Uphill and into the wind! In both directions! And we lived in a shoebox on the freeway! And we had to get up to go to work four hours before we got off the day before! And we only had gravel and rocks to eat! But we were happy to get them! We were so poor we couldn’t even pay attention! My mama was the old lady that lived in a flip-flop! And I’ve forgotten more about women than you’ll ever know! And probably more than I’ll every know either! And it’s people like you that give people like you a bad name! And a big ugly stupid dog made me eat my homework!

…And we never had any hot food, we were too poor to afford matches…Then came the Depression…

The Buddy system, make sure your buddy is slower than you!