Frazz by Jef Mallett for May 15, 2017

Okay, this a sport I could give a try.

Inline lacrosse vs rc airplanes?

Yes we wouldn’t want anyone’s feelings to get hurt, now would we?

Even in our made up games, we kept score. And we didn’t become mass murderers or commit suicide.

But I digress. It does look like a great game.

Caulfieldball

And lets give everyone a trophy and a safe space.

Looks like a certain game that Frazz played in his youth.

“Tie game, coach…but talking to the players during play is a technical foul. You might want to step back.”

He’s playing with a lacrosse sick (a sport where they keep score) on a tennis or volleyball court (a sport where they keep score). Interestingly, even the pasttimes that Frazz and his precocious little sidekick feel are worthy of their attention, like swimming, cycling, and running, are all timed – ie, a score is kept. So this makes absolutely no sense, other than as @BIGPUMA says, to make fun of the big fat doofus that ain’t like them.

Shouldn’t the plane look really beat up?

It might be made of plastic that bends.

Maybe they should take up Fizzbin. (Or, to use another obscure TV reference, Double Kranko)

So who is he playing with (besides Hacker)? Fraz or another kid?

The games that grown-ups organized for us divided us into teams with clear winners and losers.  The games we made up ourselves either had no competition (“house”, “school”), or everybody ended up on the winning team (red rover, wolves and people, relay tag).

And here we have another example of how this child completely mocks everyone except Frazz. This kid should be in a psychiatric ward right now because he’s going to turn into a terrible adult.