There was an old TV commercial where people were harvesting spaghetti from a “spaghetti tree”. Maybe they could plant a “lasagna” tree to grow the pasta.
Jon, Jon, Jon; please remember this for the rest of your life, especially after you get married. Women do not actually ask questions. They merely phrase the imperative in the form, the disguise if you will, of a question.
codycab over 7 years ago
Didn’t take long for THAT ship to sail.
Templo S.U.D. over 7 years ago
I’m sure Orson of U.S. Acres can help provide the bacon, Garfield… by means of this bullying older brother(s)!
William Pursell over 7 years ago
….and one for sausage and one for pepperoni? Pizza toppings.
laughingkitty over 7 years ago
There was an old TV commercial where people were harvesting spaghetti from a “spaghetti tree”. Maybe they could plant a “lasagna” tree to grow the pasta.
You what!!! over 7 years ago
Crisis looming?
AKHenderson Premium Member over 7 years ago
Hey Garf, you know where that red liquidy part of lasagna comes from?
mail2jbl over 7 years ago
Come on, Liz, you’ve dated Jon since 2006; hurry up and marry him already so you can set him straight.
JenSolo02 over 7 years ago
Garfield! Are you going to raise pigs now? Ohhh, zoning laws.. How about a pot bellied pig?
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 7 years ago
Bacon Garden = Pig Pen!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago
I hope that Garfield and Orson never meet.
Number Three over 7 years ago
Is your name Jon, Garfield?
Such a rude cat! Pretty much sums up my opinion of all cats…
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You what!!! over 7 years ago
Is she really going out with him?
californiamonty over 7 years ago
Jon, Jon, Jon; please remember this for the rest of your life, especially after you get married. Women do not actually ask questions. They merely phrase the imperative in the form, the disguise if you will, of a question.