Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 15, 2017

Must be “Happy Hour”. Larry should be real “happy” by the look of that wall

Larry looks like a self portrait of Wiley

Larry must not do subtle.

From steins to wines and back to beer in a mug. And his wall is as pour-us as that “other” wall, and all that processed beer is our share of “trickle down”.

If I follow this right, his great accomplishment is five beers, four martinis, five cocktails and four glasses of wine.

Larry is high glass.

Looks like Stephen Pastis (Pearls Before Swine) got the same idea at the same time.

Kazoo has a lot of festivals in the summer. People drink, laugh and dance…Makes for a lot of plastic cups. People stack them like that. What else ya gonna do with them? One. of many, nights we we stacking them up. But the wind picked up. Soooooo. Well, being a college town we were well educated drunks, and decided we should make it in a wedge shape to accommodate the wind. It worked great! Got it up to the 12 level…About the whole table. Then a real drunk threw a half filled beer at it that knocked a hole through it and brought the whole thing down…. Jerks are Gods punishment for being happy…..

Here is a tip for the young bucks in the house. If you are at a concert with a lot of people sitting around. Stand up on a table and yell a woman’s name…Hey! Mary! Mary! At least 3 women named Mary will turn around and look. The rest is up to you….

He paid for the wall himself.

The bartender is just hoping nobody tries to shatter the glass wall.

At least, there’s a certain transparency about Larry’s barriers.

China Mieville is an excellent writer, but his first novel didn’t do so well: The Great Wall.

What is Larry’s point in this?

It’s time to go home, Larry.

A sulky drunk usually likes company he can slight. Larry likes to drink alone but in company with other drinkers so he can demonstrate his desire to ignore them.

Did Larry buy tequila so “Mexico would pay for the wall”??

Actually, the wall is a time machine. On Larry’s side, it’s 1957.

Larry is an anti-social drinker. He just wanted the glasses, and not the drinks. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Drink boilermakers, and you drink alone.

I’m thinking no one really wants to talk to Larry anymore either…

How many Mexicans is it going to keep out?

If Larry prefers to drink alone, he can do so at home. But then, he can’t tell anyone that he prefers to drink alone.

You can run but you can’t hide.