Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 16, 2017

A future time when humanity is either eaten to extinction or are in hiding from the Wiley Bears and so they must eat less savory fare. Since cannibalism is verboten in their species they must eat lesser creatures.

Yes, true equality. We eat whatever, whenever, whoever we like.

All those in favour? The motion to break for lunch is carried 7 to 1.

The thing I like about Wiley Bears is their pleasantly self assured attitude….They are not mean, but they do have a mission….I bet they would be pleasant company, as they pick their teeth with one of your rib bones….

Ah, those fun-loving Wiley Bears. Of which I always have fallouts with on these posts.

WILEY BEARS YAY!!!

Second thoughts: A Hare too late…

From the wide-eyed look…the rabbit knows it’s time to make like a tree and get the heck out of there!

Hare today, gone tomorrow.

Wiley bears and a wily hare!

Hare snared by false promises. This ain’t Watership Downs, Inc.

“Good luck finding an accountant that can multiply as good as me!”

But it doesn’t look as if you brought in enough diversity for everybody.

If Wiley was Canadian, I would suspect this was directed at the RCMP. Troubled by sexual harassement charges, they are considering a female director.

If this is Wall Street, shouldn’t the critter be a bull?

(and yes, bears will kill cattle)

We need equality in numbers as well as diversity, if we want complete satisfaction.

Garoca – but rabbits have been traditionally discriminated against and downtrodden. We need to compensate by hiring them preferentially.

The Bear market is not for the timid. It’s a risky business. Thank goodness, these guys have their lucky Rabbit’s foot !

“If you don’t have a seat at the table, you’re probably……” Hmm, or sometimes even if you do have a seat at the table.

This is a bit closer to the original darker concept behind Zootopia.

I want to know who ties the ties for those bears. Without opposable thumbs, getting that knot “just right” must be a nightmare!

“Delicious” move?……bones on the table? Mr R abbit better skedaddle!

No, NO, NO!

Not the BUNNY!

(…sobbing…)

Tomorrow—

The next of kin visit, trying to understand how management hired a Monty Python Rabbit without warning the bear staff.

As in “Zootopia” the difficulty is having the apex predators in the whole civilization filled with their food.

For most of the life of humans we have been the top of the food chain.If you believe we are being visited by extraterrestrials, then we May Not be the top of the food chain anymore.A whole lot of people go missing with no clue, never heard from again.That puts a whole other perspective on eating live creatures.