The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 23, 2017

We’re lucky to get them because they’re pre-tenderized.

Yes, it’s very tyresome.

Actually, those are right-unders seeing the orientation of the car seats and the side of the road it’s on :3

Armadillo by mornin, Armadillo I’ll be there…

The armadillo looks like road krill.

Looks like it’s a Goodyear for roadkill.

Don’t carrion, son.

Be thankful the driver didn’t brakefast.

Looks like they cut out the middle man.

“Now son, there are starving vultures in Africa that don’t get pressed armadillo…”

Try a little Roadkill Helper…

Thank God for ketchup.

I am so old, I can remember when armadillo meat was called Hoover hog. (It does taste like pork and many got through the Great Depression on that protein.)

Looks more like a “right-under”…

tastes a bit flat…

This is sad. I like armadillos.

Hope you don’t touch them. It is estimated that up to 20% of the armadillo population has leprosy.

It’s what we eat! It’s carrion, my wayward son!!