Drabble by Kevin Fagan for May 30, 2017

How about Abby Sciuto?

You’re also fat.

I have a WHOLE BAG of delicious licorice ones!

I love the licorice ones!! My wife saves them for me.

Y’know, I wouldn’t ever eat them as a kid – now I love them. Same with bread crust, tomatoes, onions, mustard, chocolate ice cream…well, never mind, it’s a pretty long list!

It’s not licorice, Drabble: it’s a Bertie Bott’s earwax bean!

Ralph, you’ll never grow up to be President if you eschew those licorice jelly beans. Eat them for Ronnie.

I only like coffee and toasted coconut ones.

My favorite flavor …

I’m with Ralph. Blecch.