Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 02, 2017

A can of pepper spray would come in handy right now.

Does Pig have to put money into a slot to keep that letterbox open?

Oh, sure, Goat. Blame Rat.

Pig is into kiss and tell.

You would think that this is more Rat’s style.

Stop that pig. Before they turn you into pork chops…

Heh heh. You said “pork.” […channeling Beavis and Butthead]

“Kiss her, Bob – and don’t forget that condom!”

Yes Mr. Pastis we noticed the very well drawn(beer?) can in the street.

That dumb Pig sees all, tells all.

In a pig’s eye!

Pastis is getting lazy again! Cut-and-paste the first two panels…for shame, Cartoon-Boy!

PIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU! (apologies to Mr. Orwell)

Okay, Pig is starting to be a pervert

Yep. A lot of marriages go from being a strong roaring fire to a few sparks.

xxx

Pig’s prying would dampen anyone’s ardor for “intimacy” (unless an exhibitionist). It is his sharing the results of his snooping with Rat that is more disturbing.

A peeping pig

VOYEUR!!!