Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 05, 2017

Time to take Stephan to the glue factory.

Later that day there was a horse-barbering contest at the county fair. It was the mane event.

Neigh!

Wil-burrrr?

Whoa!

It’s about time someone showed Cartoon Boy the gait…

At least he used the right rein…

Pastis, I’d call you a sadist equine necrophiliac but that would be beating a dead horse.

Ah Chew!

We’d better stop liking this strip. Pastis is getting carried away.

A pun like this withers quickly.

Last month Steph stopped a runaway horse…he placed a bet on it!

Talk about a horses a**.

Pastis’ rein of puns keeps pouring down.

It would behoove you to refreign lest we lose our equinimity. That said, I laughed until I was horse.

That’s ALL Rat can do; Nag, Nag,Nag…

I’ve herd worse.

Goat said the same thing about a book on gravity.

I think Pastis is trying to stirrup trouble.

This expression is usually expressed in the negative proverbial form – ’don’t cast your pearls before swine’, and is found in the Bible, Matthew 7:6, first appearing in English bibles in Tyndale’s Bible, 1526:

Nether caste ye youre pearles before swyne.

NO ! NO! NO! Keep it up Stephen your cartoons are the only way I can make sense of the world these day.

Pastis is un-stable…

Love, love, love Pastis’s puns!!!

It’s been rein-ing outside today.

Yes, I know. Terrible pun.

xxx

Maybe your next batch of weed will be better

Neighhhh!

Some days Pearls just slays me.

trying to laugh but im a little hoarse

They shoot horses, don’t they?

Please, somebody do what Cartoon-Boy says, before I lose my self-control!

Maybe a book quote; the book would have to have a clever title.