Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for June 07, 2017

I must remember “beige behemoth” – might come in useful in other contexts…

Grotesque bull male cracks me up when describing poor Satchel.

I used to have a beige behemoth, then I got a laptop.

OMG,too funny.

Should be orange behemoth, and it should be Barron rather than Bucky.

Is Bucky following the correct wild animal stalking procedure by talking like a golf commentator while someone is about to putt?

So, he’s like an evil David Attenborough?

Speaking of behemoths, yesterday I was listening to a fascinating interview on NPR’s “Fresh Air” program with a nature photographer who specialized in the Arctic and Antarctic. One of his hair-raising encounters was with a bull elephant seal who thot that the photog was an interloper looking to steal his girlfriends. This may not sound particularly alarming until you realize that elephant seals are very territorial and measure 5 metres in length and 3000 kilograms in mass.

Bucky: I know David Attenborough. David Attenborough is an idol of mine. You, sir, are no David Attenborough.

Ignorantia sit beatitudo Satchel.