Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for June 18, 2017

I thought that lawyers wore nomex pants.

Really happened.

https://goo.gl/wPxvZd

Well lawyer lawyer (liar liar) pants on fire. Being over 50 the next line was: Stick your bum into a telephone wire. Childhood chants.

Boyd, you shouldda tried tap dancing like Richard Gere in “Chicago”. . .

Does anyone say that any more?

Is his full name Boyd Ware Prohibited?

I apologize…

That was no accident.

Must be a trumpanzee.