Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 27, 2017

Good to know it’s all clear on the Western Front.

All Quiet on the Western Front . (German: Im Westen nichts Neues, lit. ‘In the West Nothing New’) is a novel by Erich Maria Remarque, a German veteran of World War I. The book describes the German soldiers’ extreme physical and mental stress during the war, and the detachment from civilian life felt by many of these soldiers upon returning home from the front.

The gemshorn is an instrument of the ocarina family that was historically made from the horn of a chamois, goat, or other suitable animal. The gemshorn receives its name from the German language, and means a “chamois horn”.

These Tinder preferences are getting to be a bit extreme.

Where is everyone? Luann is beating the crap out of us again. Oh, well. Greg Evans does have way more than Teresa’s self-claimed 14 fans. (I hope of one of the 14.)

Speak English, Teresa!

Today’s comic makes me wince.

I’m never going to find the time and ambition to finish Ocarina of Time on the Gamecube, even with all the walk-through help available online. The next step is to rescue the fish princess by throwing her at the bad guys, which sounds like fun, but I just can’t find the time.

Taking inspiration from ‘The Garden of Earthly Delights’ (Hieronymous Bosch)!

What is the guy with his arms in the air doing?

https://youtu.be/MWxaidVIjXk

Those must be some sizeable nares. And, um hey, his head is on backwards. Maybe that’s just a medieval thing.

Shampoo and cream rinse…

i enjoy having a guy look at my #$$ with my head-on backwards

I hope this has a happy ending.

Colonoscopies before cameras.

“Well, you’ve certainly got me there,” it replied, “However, A; It isn’t Your Boat. (You literally just stole it.) And, B; I suppose you could call me a shikigami, a spirit animal, a manifestation of spirit given the attributes of a natural world denizen. I am here because you have summoned me. I am merely an animated form of your will and your mind, an echo of your own soul, a wild corner of the depths of your unconscious, given form and substance. And for what purpose, I cannot say. I was hoping you might have some idea, actually. And, I call all the lost girls Alice.”

An empty house is better than a bad tenant !

Takes time for the ocarina to pass through smoothly with ease..

In reference to your maxim, Linguist::

No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone. “The Haunting of Hill House” – Shirley Jackson

The Frog Elevating Moment

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Use Nair on your old hairy nostrils. Are they going to insert the gemshorn for a toot?

My death waits like an old roué

So confident I’ll go his way

Whistle to him and the passing time

My death waits like a bible truth

At the funeral of my youth

Weep loud for that and the passing time

My death waits like a witch at night

As surely as our love is bright

Let’s not think about the passing time

But what ever lies behind the door

There is nothing much to do

Angel or devil, I don’t care

For in front of that door, there is you

David Bowie – My Death

Avanzamento verso la parte posteriore!

Somebody cap the lid on that Teresa -full of demons!

I hate demons! They’re always so intrusive, inspecting my hairy nares, or worse! —And wearing gemshorns upon their knobby heads, as if they belonged!

Let there be no room for such in Froglandia! Close the borders! But most of all close that stove-pipe Teresa at the left of this impious scene (or is it a staved pipe?)….

Now his nethers are both accosted and cold. Nobody likes cold nethers.