Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for June 10, 2017

who asked him how the other’s lawn looks?

Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

Are you nice like that?

Well… I’m nice, or at least I think I’m nice…..

which, I’d say, by definition means not like that.

Hmmm…. Tigressy…. I notice you didn’t actually answer…

@Susan I had some issues until the question got posted and didn’t want to make a fuzz about that.

I think I am!!!

I’m nice like nobody’s business.

Yes, I’m nice like that. Sometimes you have to be cruel to be kind. And boy, can I be kind!!!!!!!!However , I am not a lawn snob. If the dirt is covered, it is a lawn.

HERON, I’m with you. If we ever applied weed killer to this patch, it would be bare.

No one’s ever accused me of being nice.

I try to be nice.

Nice! All my life that would be the description of me from everyone who knows me. Sometimes I wish I could be that other person but it’s not in my nature.

As far as the yard, we have all rocks. An occasional weed pops up but very easy to take care of.

I have noticed a lot of dandelion lawns in our area this year.

@Tony:

Me? Not nice? I’ll have you know they don’t come much nicer than me. And if anyone says I’m not, I’ll break them apart! I’ll mangle ‘em! I’ll….oh, sorry! ;o) Anyway, it’d sure be nice if you would all consider answering today’s…

Second “Daddy’s Home” Question:

Is your lawn that weedy?

Let’s see. In the spring it starts off brown. Slowly turns green then yellow then white then yellow again and finally back to brown.

In reality, a weed is something that is growing where you don’t want it to be. Most “weeds” are very important to native wildlife. indigenous weeds anyway.

Sometimes I’m too nice. Like when people walk in on a Friday afternoon and I’m trying to leave, but they need a hearing aid fixed, I usually stay and help.