Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 22, 2017

Don’t worry, she’ll land in a big net.

That’s why I never go to church. No respect.

They felt compelled to honor a woman of her caliber. [rimshot]

Goat, stop having misunderstanding conversations with Pig.

No Pig, they don’t shoot her out of a cannon, they shoot her with a cannon.

@TEMPLO….Goat, stop having conversations with Pig.

So you mean they don’t shoot her with a Canon..?

Anyone want some snapshots of Mother Teresa….?

I’ve watched television. I know this is how they make puffed rice.

If she were still alive, she would be mortarfied ?

Got that joke from The Simpsons.

What a church! “Our Saints Are Shot from Guns! We puff up our saints! Come on, take a shot at sainthood with the 5th Field Artillery Reformed Church and Shooting Range”….

She’s fired!

Before they canonize her, they soften her up a bit first, by beatifying her.

A canonical comic strip.

Astonishingly, the Spanish today works perfectly. It’s not surprising how often humor doesn’t translate, but how often it does.

Oh crap,you’ve started hitchens spinning again…

Shades of Abbott and Costello!

She always was a loose cannon…

I thought she gave most of the money to the Vatican. My mistake…

If the cannon was broken, would it be a loose cannon?

They’re making her relevant to the story