Arlo and Janis by Jimmy Johnson for June 17, 2017

I used to climb up and jump off the roof of the house. We knew how to make our own entertainment — and how to roll,

….and how to break ones legs… arms… head.

I jumped off the roof of my parents house a couple times when I was much younger… not a chance at 52 I’d do that again.

Think this is after the shower, you know

not entirely sure she meant Ludwig, guys!

When discerning Jimmy J’s offerings one must always be aware of innuendo. Janet may be offering an opinion about Arlo’s libido lately. What say you?

Able to leap tall beds in a single bound. Is it a bird eater? A plane? No, it’s Supercat!

Arlo’s remark shows a very common misconception. The same error is found in claims that ants are strong because they can lift many times their weight. With respect to jumping, physics teaches that it’s the absolute distance that counts. The cat’s jumping on to the bed is equivalent to Arlo’s jumping on to the bed.

I’m confused…if it’s simple for a cat to jump on a bed, then, a comparable jump for Arlo is something simple, not jumping up on a garage.

she talking about you arlo