Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 08, 2017

Woomun should negotiate with Putin.

He probably wants to make them more traditional by having the word “obey” put back in.

Bad deal every time.

Husband doofus.

From ‘vows’ to ‘ows’ in one second!

This time, a pre-nup for sure!

Looks like Patty got a head start on re-tying the knot.

Hey, Larry…. now don’t get your britches in a twist.

Man needs learn to keep mouth shut.

YA TINK???

Larry just plain BAD negoshiator.

LMAO!

Larry now realizes that the “til death do us part” vow was setting a goal. [©Jeff Dunham and Walter]

Marriage is a union, and Patty’s just went on strike. Now Larry needs a local.

OMG. I just fell off my chair.

It wasn’t LARRY who got the bad deal!

Is that Larry’s spine sticking out of the top of his (snoutless) head?

Larry will NEVER learn!

This is why I’m happily single.

xxx

Me batchuluhr…good deal…

@#3 i suspect that there are also other reasons…

Hahahahhahahhaaha

Larry one dumm croc! Woomun always beat man, man! Larry loser!

If there are two ways to interpret something Larry said, and one of them is thoughtful, intelligent, or romantic, he meant the other one.

Ow! Time for some huge facial surgery..