Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 23, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    She doesn’t want to waste her time dating a drunk.

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    Lee Cox  over 7 years ago

    Goat, the proper response when someone tells a joke that you think is funny is “LOL”.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

    BTW, I don’t drink.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Should have stayed with Rat’s advice. Is also the answer to the question: What’s the last thing you ever expect to think after reading PBS?

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    jackhs  over 7 years ago

    Pastis: “Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha”

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    Katsuro Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Is it just me, or has the strip been optimized for cell phones?

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    boydpercy Premium Member over 7 years ago

    It ought to teach Goat to never listen to Rat again.

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    Cameron1988 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Goat still dating the paralegal?

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    blunebottle  over 7 years ago

    Just throw Pastis in the river.

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    dlkrueger33  over 7 years ago

    LOL is an out-loud chuckle. LMAO is a belly laugh. But I also use hahahaha.

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    Waxle  over 7 years ago

    Wasn’t this mentioned somewhere in Pearls Falls Fast?

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    lunatics_fringe Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I hope this isn’t the new format for PBS Sundays.-_-

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    Biltil Premium Member over 7 years ago

    10 or more ha’s puts you in the psychotic super-villain category

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    the snoopy dude   over 7 years ago

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah i am not drunk :)

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    Hehehehehehehe!

    xxx

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    Hoodude  over 7 years ago

    Har

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    Brick Tricks Webcomics  over 7 years ago

    hahaha

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    JoeBoyle  over 7 years ago

    I woke this mornin’ and there on the bed/she’d let me a message, and here’s what she said:“I’m sorry I left, so I left you this note – you’re frightfully smart/ but you smell like a goat.”

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    kaffekup   over 7 years ago

    Hahahahahacovfefe…

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Ugh. I hate this vertical format. Over on the other comics site (Arcamax), it makes Non Sequitur nearly illegible (for reasons too complicated to explain, I read that strip on that site but not here). I hope I never see it again. If I wanted a cell-phone comic, maybe I’d get a cell-phone.

    Ha ha ha heh! (?)

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    Arianne  over 7 years ago

    They’re coming to take me away, haha

    They’re coming to take me away, hoho, heehee, haha…

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    ND Cool Z  almost 6 years ago

    Wouldn’t a simple “LOL” be better, Goat? Then again, that’s what Rat is teaching you not to say..

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    Boxo croco says happy derby  over 3 years ago

    Haha

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    Boxo croco says happy derby  over 2 years ago

    Haha

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    joegee  almost 2 years ago

    If it’s really funny the proper response is BWAHAHAHA

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