Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 15, 2017

So the first one is obviously Garfield, and the second a certain conservative gas bag.

According to an online source LIMBO is:

(in some Christian beliefs) the supposed abode of the souls of unbaptized infants…

Hellish name for the abode of unbaptized baby souls: The Anal Ranch Limbo.

I keep staring at those noses trying to figure out which one belongs to which Abe. Amazing, Miss T.

You don’t need habeas corpus. These aren’t the droids you want. Balance of power and detente are for losers. We’re taking it all. I suggest a new strategy. Let the Wookiee win.

Seeing Abraham Lincoln in today’s “Frog Applause” prompted me to share this:

During Lincoln’s time women married generally between the ages of 20-23.

Fast forward to 2017.

http://tinyurl.com/y9d4jazm

The U.S. is quick to point out human right abuses in other countries, but it is less inclined to point a finger at itself.

“Child Brides: the long, nauseating American history of older men marrying young girls."

http://tinyurl.com/zd8j4ja

Lincoln’s Log: To Stargate 3241,

Conjoined Lincoln Twins: stuck for life, because neither one would give up the nose.

You know Abe? Yes Abe! We do see eye to eye Captain.

Feral Gap Soup is delicious…

Where would you like to sit, table or booth..?

One sense for two Lincoln thoughts.

Real actual Lincoln quote: after being accused of being two-faced, he replied, “If I had two faces would I be wearing this one?”

Anal Ranch: a place where they raise a-holes? They create more of themselves by rubbing each other the wrong way?

Anal Ranch Limbo: the waiting room for the soul’s equivalent of a proctologist’s office?

Ham in local barn. Cabin, Hall, Manor. I’ll ban a monarch.

Allan Brin Ham Co. (Sergey’s older brother finally finds his place in the world of commerce.)

Hen says, “nonlabial charm”.

I don’t do anagrams.

Especially not for the most misunderstood and widely misappropriated of U.S. presidents.

Martyrdom creates hagiography.

The nose knows what smells….

Ya learn something new every day.

Impressive drawings of Lincoln, too.