F Minus by Tony Carrillo for June 26, 2017

In high school, he was voted most likely to have a cool shed.

He should shed that beard.

He should tell her about his tool.

That he keeps in that shed.

Perhaps he could see his way to buying a second shed, so then he could sing that ‘Two Sheds’ song from Monty Python.

Typical survivalist. Once they cross “construct & stock bunker” off the bucket list, it’s all down the tubes from there.

With Facebook, reunions are redundant. I can tell you what most of my former classmates had for dinner last night. Ugh.

I don’t recall ever even getting a invite to my class reunions. I wouldn’t have went in any case.

Aren’t school reunions where old folk go to hook up?

He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed.