Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for July 05, 2017

And all these years I thought the little green men were from Mars…

The nice thing is that nobody has to work there.

It’s always Sunday!

Any storms in the forecast? How’s the solar wind looking?

Temp could flare up at any time….

And we have a special cream for those sun spots.

There’s just one thing wrong with this arc.

Isn’t it impossible for anyone to walk on the sun? I learned a long time ago that the sun is made up of gases. There shouldn’t be any solid ground if that is so.

Hope a solar conflict doesn’t flare up.

Is that the Sun, or Nevada?

Not only is it always Sunday, but it’s always siesta time and everyone sits around drinking Coronas. If Trump finds out about this, he’s going to want to build a Dyson sphere with Earth on the outside.

The Sun has been in a cooling phase for nearly 20 years. The fewest to none in the way of sun spots have been reported. And yet temperatures have been warming during that whole time. Now imagine the Sun starts having sun spots again and the output goes up. Now imagine just how much hotter here it will be when it does that and it will.

That didn’t stop Europeans from claiming North America.

When was the last time it rained there anyways?