Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 30, 2017

“We follow the crocodile as he decides whether he wants french fries and Coke with his hamburger.”

If Marlin Perkins had lived to see this, he would have shot Larry.

Wonder if he orders his burger raw and bloody, sans bun etal.

Maybe heem geet job dere fleeping bergers for more monies….

Nice hair, Woomun.

Stalking the wild Quarter-pounder.

LMAO!

Larry should file for disability benefits.

Eet mor chikkin

“Crikey, that’s the DUMBEST Croc I’ve EVER seen! Just LOOK at the total lack of brains in that bugger!”( Said with a heavy Aussie Accent…)

Where does Pig keep his money??

Oh, that poor cow…

Larry’s discovered a whole new career – panhandling.

this strip ran in our paper last sunday. sounds like someone made a goof up.

Love them crocs!

Well there’s this thing you use called a “Remote” to change the channel, mute the TV or switch it off.

Amazing isn’t it?

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Larry is a TV star! And Pig is his co-star!

I wonder what kind of backstage banter they might engage in, before the cameras roll? How many takes for each scene in this documentary (I suspect Larry wasn’t very good at his lines)?

If Patty thinks the documentary stinks, wait until Larry gets home and starts bragging!

The least violent one too..

At least it’s not an Impossible Burger

I think this is the first time Larry tries to eat someone who isn’t Zebra.