Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for July 06, 2017

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    Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago

    “And at last the dreadful thing came, as the Woman had foreseen all along that it must; it was one of those paltry little truths with which she harried her waking hours. On a raw Wednesday morning, in a few ill-chosen words, she told the cook that she drank. She remembered the scene afterwards as vividly as though it had been painted in her mind by Abbey. The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go she went.”

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    Joseph McFarlane  over 7 years ago

    ???

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    Thomas Thieme  over 7 years ago

    And the tales she could tell…

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    RichardOrlin  over 7 years ago

    I believe the correct quote is: “The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went.”

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    Jim Kerner  over 7 years ago

    Whatever it takes.

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    Daeder  over 7 years ago

    I don’t know saki from plum wine.

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