Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 15, 2017

If that’s a Pit Vaper why’s it in a tree?

He’s not that deadly…

He’s delighted to stay in that tree, and you can probably stay a safe distance away.

The windshield viper is much more dangerous….

He drops onto your car,

and you suddenly can’t see where you’re driving on those tricky mountain roads.

BTW I came back kinda late and answered those of you who commented about my pun-free post yesterday.

Everyone’s comments today have been remarkably vapid.

Is that a relative of the puff adder?

Well, vaping is pretty deadly… “popcorn lung”, anyone?

Well vapers are the pits so why not.

I thought that pit vipers came from Medusa’s underarms.

Good Grief! I just had cataract surgery and read it as Pit Viper. No wonder I didn’t ‘get’ it!!! I’ll be glad when my vision clears up! It’s annoying to say the least!

He’s come to vipe your waporizer.

pit vapers are the pits…

A new species of vaper vipers. Don’t inhale around them.