Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for July 15, 2017

You have the right to remain delicious.

Be creative and don’t give a vanilla answer.

Let me guess: donut flavor?

Don’t get nutty buddy, I saw you run over those cones back there. You can pay the fine or we throw you in the cooler.

Naked City Ice Cream:

" There’s eight million flavors in the naked city You can have one of them."

I’m sorry, there’s no ice cream back there, just a body…

He’s addicted to that “bovinity divinity” flavor.

Do you feel lucky, punk? Well do ya?

Go ahead, give him a Blue Moon.