Skin Horse by Shaenon K. Garrity and Jeffrey C. Wells for July 01, 2017

Isn´t Sweetheart basicly bisexual, now we are on the topic?

But, who wears the pouch in the relationship??

She may have two left feet today also.

Know what Unity loves better than gay marsupials? Gay zombie porn. Want to know what her next fetish is going to be?

So, when i kiss my dog that makes me heterosexual?

I tried to Google Cosmognothics, found nothing. I’m wholly disappointed. Shaenon usually uses real scientific terms in her pseudoscience. I’m guessing that Jeff wrote this.

I thought he was a rat until Unity said “marsupials”.

She may have meant “cosmognathics” which would mean “universal jaws”.