Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 15, 2017

Well, 13 is considered an unlucky number. (Maybe Andy should limit himself to 12 pints.)

Odd that ,since I was born on a Friday the 13. But I hate to wonder just how he got those 13 pints. Mooched several and a few Flo paid for?

The years must be catching up with Andy.

Oh, how many times I said those exact words with my head making those exact sounds. It took me many years to finally mean it.

Seasoned pros like me and Andy know that a couple of Bloody Marys is the perfect cure for a hangover. Help him out, Flo.

This Andy Capp guy appears to have been drinking in the bedroom. Where was Flo upto the 13th pint?.

I felt like Andy the other day, only it was from my fourth pint. I’ll be off beer for a while going forward because I’ve to control my BP…

Yep. That’s what all the drunks say “Never again”

xxx

@Afficionado

Apparently the old style cameras are coming back. Well that’s what I’ve heard. An old version of a Nokia phone has been brought back as well.

When I done my DNA test, my results showed I was 1% North African. But the thing is it doesn’t tell you EXACTLY which one you are. But it does tell you the different regions which make up North Africa such as Morocco, Western Sahara, Algeria and Libya.

My lucky number is 3. I think it’s a perfect number. Not too much and not too little. I’m sure you guessed that for yourself what with my username being “Number Three”

What was wrong your laptop then? Did you figure it out?

I have never tried liver. I don’t intend to either. The only liver I’ve had (and still have) is the one in my body.

Believe it or not, I saw a goat while out walking.

A pie crust promise: Easily made, easily broken.