The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 18, 2017

But your lips are so receptive….

Besides, you remind me too much of my, um, ex.

“But honey, together we’re such an animal.”

“Exes and o-o-o-ohs, they haunt me like ghosts…”

Then they both went and got jobs with the local football coach.

He was an oxy moron.

Together they’d make a fine executive officer.

Straighten your back & we’ll be ok.

He should have taken her out to dinner……. she’s looking a little empty.

He’ll hug you so tight you’ll look like an 8

Not going to work. She’s a prude, and he’s always cross. Or maybe he just needs a tic-tac.

Talk about cross purposes

Not to mention their mouths are at quite different levels. He’s trying to kiss her armpit.

Lots of Laughs here today!

It’s her next of kin, she was brought up to say NO.

She doesn’t want their friends to think he gets a round.

Prude!

I’m into threesomes with those of my own type.

WORKS FOR ME