Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 26, 2017

“I’ve also asked the Boy Scouts to burn down the New York Times and Washington Post.”

Have a good burn.

Don’t go putting ideas into that diseased mind in the White House.

’Here’s some dusty old papers…’

You’re in the first world.

But you are not able to express an opinion about them.

See, in their copy of the Constitution, only the Official Press has the right to free speech.

They are just that far ahead of you.

Rat is a Democrat, then? They actually voted to revise the 1st Amendment to allow the Government to suppress media critical of their politicians.

Don’t look at freedom of speech on our various liberal college campuses!

After all, it’s just a goddamned piece of paper… right? So it’s totally legit, scout’s honor!

Can Rat cross out the part about the guns?

Why doesn’t rat just declare a national emergency and cease elections and have one national media service like his pal in you know where. Russia, if you cannot figure it out…

Isn’t it interesting how the folks who claim to be against “Big Government” turn into the biggest authoritarians you’ve ever seen as soon as they get a little power?

No way will I respond directly to the BS from MJ.

The media’s bashing of Trump is so rabid they have petitioned to have another two hours added to each day so they can squeeze in some more slams.

Freedom of SPEECH. ….would that ‘freedom of thought could be learned or taught’….I guess there ARE methods, aren’t there? Mostly it’s a journey you have to decide to go on yourself….

Lord won’t cha buy me a…

Well if that’s all it took … I’ve got dibs on the Constitution and Declaration of Independence!

Who were the idiots that elected Rat in the first place?

xxx

President Rat is far too easy-going on the resistance.

Cartoon-Boy is surrounded….

Fortunately, the folks at the Archives only sent him a copy. They’d never trust Rat with an important document. Hopefully they won’t trust The Rump either.

The Bill of Wrongs!