Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 29, 2017

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    BE THIS GUY  over 7 years ago

    Like, all men are created equal. Like, they are endowed by their Creator with — you know — certain inalienable (or is it unalienable?) rights…

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    Sherlock Watson  over 7 years ago

    Life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness would be so cool, dude.

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    dadoctah  over 7 years ago

    If it were written today, every sentence would start with an unnecessary “So,”.

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    Axeɫ handeɫ  over 7 years ago

    Stupid? why?.

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    Acworthless  over 7 years ago

    Whoever first said “all men are created equal” never spent any time in a locker room.

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    dlkrueger33  over 7 years ago

    Or instead of THAT, he could have just added, “IMHO”.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Or add; knowwhatimsayin.

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago

    Republican Edition; “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that not all men are created equal! There are the 1%ers, and then there is the scum! They can DIE for all we care! That just means MORE for US!!”

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    rshive  over 7 years ago

    It’s true, you know.

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    e.groves  over 7 years ago

    Today it would have lawyers involved. No telling what it would look like.

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    Kaputnik  over 7 years ago

    Still too articulate. I think that today, the entire document would just read…

    “Dude.”

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    COSMICOMIX  over 7 years ago

    We’re, like, the people of the USA, like in order to form a more awesome union, bro.

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    rabizar  over 7 years ago

    Word

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    Chad Cheetah  over 7 years ago

    Does Stephen Pastis ever draw in peace?

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    sandflea  over 7 years ago

    All white, rich men and their lobbyists, special interests, and corporate biggies are created equal to rule over everybody else. Only they have a mandate for life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness.

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    unclepablo  over 7 years ago

    They would have to shorten it to get it all on Twitter

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    Some people seem to have forgotton the meaning of “Equality”

    Just sayin’

    xxx

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    Cminuscomics&stories Premium Member over 7 years ago

    They did not really mean it. Some were more equal than others.

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    Thehag  over 7 years ago

    Yeah yeah men men men, all written by and for only men….white men. There were no better times, just different times and some REALLY not so better. That ‘great again’ thing, so stupid short sighted. Learn history.

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    The cast gang up on Cartoon-Boy! Good job! Just sayin’.

    Printer’s ink-and-feather him, guys! Then, ride him out of town on a rail (any train rolling-stock will do for the ceremonial ride)….

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    Chad Cheetah  over 7 years ago

    Reminds me of a joke in Big Nate, where they edit “Get a clue, you pnheads?” Out of the Declaration of Independence

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    PaulReadman1  over 7 years ago

    It’s an expression that gets my goat. Unsurprised to see it gets goat’s goat too.

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    ND Cool Z  almost 6 years ago

    Where a baseball bat when you need it, Rat? https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2017/02/21

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