Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for July 20, 2017

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    Dtroutma  over 7 years ago

    He should have a drink with Flat Stanley.

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    |||  over 7 years ago

    Time for a change of attire.

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    Bilan  over 7 years ago

    So? Where is he? I don’t get it.

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    Superfrog  over 7 years ago

    He’s just not the same without the old crowd.

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    He’s a lot bigger now, how would you spot him?….He was a skinny dude…Besides, the bartender may not have “Read” the books….

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    Varnes  over 7 years ago

    Guy’s Bar, huh? Do they even have a Ladies Night?

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    Richard Howland-Bolton Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Sneakiest thing he did was changing his name when he crossed the pond!

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    dl11898  over 7 years ago

    Who is waldo and why is he running away from home?

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    DanFlak  over 7 years ago

    Waldo is a town in Indiana known for making red and white striped stocking caps.

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    sandpiper  over 7 years ago

    Looks like it’s from Where’s Waldo, by Martin Handford, a ‘look for the clues’ travel series much like the late and unlamented by me at least Pokemon Go game.

    If I were an actual Waldo, I think I’d be hiding out in a comfortable bar, too.

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    SkyFisher  over 7 years ago

    A land line….?

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 7 years ago

    A remote manipulator, also known as a telefactor or telemanipulator is called a waldo.

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    dabugger  over 7 years ago

    Was not really there. Just like Don T.

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    Arianne  over 7 years ago

    Glory days

    They’ll pass you by…

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    Skylark  over 7 years ago

    Last time I ever ‘saw’ Waldo, he was hidden in a mass of people on a coffee cup. He showed up when you put something hot in the cup. Maybe if the bartender threw something hot on him here? Ya think??

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    57BelAir  over 7 years ago

    I like this one.

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    J Quest  over 7 years ago

    I wonder if Waldo drinks to forget (where he is) ?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    The previous last time I saw Waldo, it was another artist’s use of him.

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 7 years ago

    I’m thinking not many here have spent much time in a real neighborhood bar. There’s always a few guys that forget to go home when they should. That’s when the missus calls. The bartender tends to cover for his patrons telling her that ’he’s not here’ or ‘he just left.’ Occasionally, they get busted by a wife with a cell phone standing outside….

    Never been there, but have driven by a bar actually named: He’s Not Here. I’m guessing they answer their phone, "He’s not here….’

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Where’s Waldo?… lost in the sauce!

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    Charlie Tuba  over 7 years ago

    I’m guessing that Waldo doesn’t have a tracker app on his phone, nor does he have a cel phone at all

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    Linguist  over 7 years ago

    Reminds me of a bartender, who, while he wouldn’t outright lie for you, would give you a pretty close second, for the old: " If that call’s for me….I’m not here " customer’s plea.

    He would turn his back to the customer and say to the caller " Mr. Linguist ? No…. I don’t see him at the moment…but when I see him. I’ll be happy to give him your message. "

    That bartender earned a lot of tips, by the way.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 7 years ago

    Unlike children – neither seen, nor heard.

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