The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for August 13, 2017

Only her hairdresser knows for sure.

Bats aren’t blind, they can see more with their echolocation than we can with our eyes.

“Blind Asa Batt” is my blues stage name. Now all I gotta dos is learn to play the guitar.

Blonde as a brat.

Some blondes can be pretty batty.

Old fashioned baseball bats are blonde…

maybe she wants a nice, traditional ash blonde.

They just found a new fruit bat that is blonde.

Not the beauty salon where she usually hangs out.

I see a new sitcom/nature show: Ugly Batty

She is lucky that her boy friend is as blind as a bat.

Better apologize before she goes bat-s crazy!

What about the three blond mice ?

What about the three blond mice ?

I love bats. They eat mosquitoes.

Oh, those Southern accents!

Such queer ideas about bats. How are bats insane.

Maybe she needs glasses, if she couldn’t see who was sitting right next to her.

Now, she wants to just curl up and dye.