Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 09, 2017

And drink. He forgot to put drink on his food cart.

And that’s how useless figet spinners are sold….They make you think you want or need one. It’s the pet rock of the 21st century.

Greener grass has always been marketable.

Wouldn’t a fidget spinner be a little too crunchy?

Why isn’t a Wiley bear wearing the apron?

All the stuff with the Tick of Approval from the (Australian) Heart Foundation.

He probably doesn’t sell anything any other sidewalk stand wouldn’t sell, but the image the ad conjures is intriguing.

Oh no, he’s not selling THAT is he?

Not too likely it’s illegal or immoral. It must be fattening. Plug up those arteries, dude.

Spot on advertising

Wife disapproves ? Must taste good, …. and I can just hear those arteries clogging shut, now !

Seems to me that if your wife “won’t let you eat” certain foods, diet is not your most serious problem.

I’ll take the bacon, served on a bed of bacon, and garnished with bacon.

Junk an out of mind. . .

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening!! So I pick the lesser of the three evils!

A thought to consider -

The grass is always greener over the septic tank.

I know a guy who used to stop on out of town trips for a deep-fried cheeseburger.

Deep fried dangers.