Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for August 26, 2017

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    suv2000  over 7 years ago

    Realit bites

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 7 years ago

    As someone who has been nearly run down twice by drivers with phones glued to their ears, I can say PUT IT DOWN for good reason.

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    AtypicalReader  over 7 years ago

    I used to be a delivery-driver, and I lost count of the number of idiots I’ve seen texting while driving. Using both hands and looking at their phone instead of the road ahead, even while moving.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    I had some close calls myself. You can’t talk on the phone, you can’t eat or do anything else but drive a car. Anything you do that is active will kill you. Passive works like radio listening.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Hands free phone conversations are also a distraction. There is no phone call worth risking your life and the lives of those around you.

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    Masterskrain  over 7 years ago

    Good Girl, Danae…

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    Ralph Drake  over 7 years ago

    To re-quote Kenny Rogers.There’ll be time enough for Textin’When the Driven’s done.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  over 7 years ago

    Just like the habit I picked up…quitting smoking (at 12).

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    gary  over 7 years ago

    Hey, Danae wasn’t driving. Nothing wrong with twitting as a passenger.

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    uniquename  over 7 years ago

    Texting drivers is one of the reasons I stopped driving a motorcycle. Legalizing the use of recreational marijuana contributed as well.

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    michael.adler  over 7 years ago

    This wasn’t preachy at all.

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    pcolli  over 7 years ago

    “She blew her mind out in a car – she didn’t notice that the lights had changed”…. Too busy texting her friends that she was at the lights.

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    Anon4242  over 7 years ago

    As I was standing in my yard talking with my neighbor we saw a car going down the road flip and roll several times over before landing upside down in a 6 ft ditch. We thought she must be dead but her seat belt saved the girl (she was only badly shaken up) and it turns out she was texting, looked up, saw her turn was coming and she jerked her wheel to turn while barely braking and threw her car into a roll. Thank goodness there was no one else on the road at the time.Every time I see a driver with a phone in their hand it makes me want to shake some sense into them. What ever the communication is about – it’s not worth dying over.

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    bigbadwolf49  over 7 years ago

    This does not seem right: Danae has never done anything sensible

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    TLH1310 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I thought we are of the mindset that ""It will never happen to me." We see tragedy in other people’s lives, but “I” have a magic aura that protects ME from the same results. LIKE: I can drink and drive without getting arrested…I can send/read a quick text without getting in an accident…If I got away with it once I will get away with it again. There are many dangerous things we do on a daily basis without thinking of the risk to ourself and others

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    Dani Rice  over 7 years ago

    I once shared the road with a bozo who had one arm out the window, holding a cigarette, and had his cell attached to his ear with the other hand. I have NO idea how he was steering, but I got out of his way.

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    matzam Premium Member over 7 years ago

    just thinning the herd of the stupid

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    tripwire45  over 7 years ago

    I’m pretty sure it’s okay for a little girl to text from the back seat of the car. It’s silly texting drivers you have to worry about.

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    mplsfourth  over 7 years ago

    This is a repeat from 6/29/2013

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    car2ner  over 7 years ago

    There is a monument just down the road from my home. It marks the place where a youngster died while crossing the street with a couple of friends and his mom. They were all on bikes and probably easy to see…if the young lady had her eyes on the road and not her phone. So many lives changed forever with one wrong quick glance away.

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  over 7 years ago

    Pray to Jesus if you want to talk to him. Text while driving if you want to meet him.

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    Linguist  over 7 years ago

    @UNIQUENAME

    After two very close calls because of idiots texting while driving, I also gave up driving my motorcycle. Of course living in God’s Waiting Room ( Florida ) where a huge percentage of drivers shouldn’t be allowed to drive to their mail box, was the another reason.

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    Dtroutma  over 7 years ago

    An excellent thread, Wiley, and understated conclusion, hope it hits home for all your readers, kids, and ADULTS TOO!!

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    Great Wizard Nala  over 7 years ago

    Was his story true or did he just make it up to get her to stop tweeting?

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 7 years ago

    It won’t be out of date for a long time coming.

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    GiantShetlandPony  over 7 years ago

    The problem seems to be too many people treat their car as an extension of their living room and forget about their responsibility to just drive the car as safely as they can. It’s getting hard to buy a car without an information center that can even play movies. AM/FM, USB and Bluetooth is really all I want, but that’s getting to be impossible to get anymore, even in the economy cars.

    Then it seems the vast majority of drivers are in a competition to be the biggest jerk on the road. Seriously, they see a problem up ahead, but instead of slowing down and moving over as needed, not to mention allowing others to move over as needed, they speed up and try to beat/block one another to the traffic jam.

    Seriously, if you think driving like an aggressive moron makes you ‘alpha,’ think again, it just makes you a moron.

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    sml7291 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I’ve had two-way radios in every vehicle I’ve ever owned… and more than one radio in many of those vehicles. It is possible to talk and drive so long as you follow the cardinal rule:

    Drive FIRST… talk second.

    When needed, you drop the microphone and drive. There is always time to talk later, there is never enough time to drive later. The same can be said for any other conversations held while driving.

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    drivingfuriously Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I was listening to the American Trucking Network – 700WLW – about 6 years ago when they announced that the FMSCA (Federal Motor Carrier Safety Administration) announced a new rule. Truck drivers could not use their phones without a headset. The producer to the show was late – I think it was that night – because he totaled his pickup truck when a girl crossed the highway and ran head on into him. It was her last text.

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    GaryCooper  over 7 years ago

    It has been experimentally demonstrated that people driving while texting or talking on a phone drive about the same as people driving while drunk.

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    Ernest Lemmingway  over 7 years ago

    I really, really wish lawmakers would just make driving while drunk, texting, talking on a cell, or otherwise impaired a form of premeditation. You planned on being wasted/distracted, therefore you planned on committing a crime. How many times have political leaders, scientists, teachers, friends, and especially parents told us not to drink and drive? Or talk/text and drive? People still do both and destroy their lives and others’ as well. It’s willful reckless endangerment. Let’s start treating it as such. And don’t argue that you can’t just ignore a call or text. The simple truth is, you can. Or you can pull over and then answer it. Even highways have lanes to the far side where you can pull over out of traffic. If it’s something truly important, the caller will leave a message if they have any sense themselves.

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    I has seen the Enemy!  over 7 years ago

    Sent my local congressman (Tampa, FL) an e-mail suggesting he propose making texting while driving a primary offense. His office replied back that if he did that he’d never get re-elected! Steve Jobs was the devil and his minions worship his idol (i-phone).

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    Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 7 years ago

    ^Cell phones pre-date the iPhone by a good many years. Blaming Jobs is silly.

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    K M  over 7 years ago

    If it can teach Danae humility, all the better.

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 7 years ago

    You’d be surprised how many parents I see at my son’s school texting while they drive their kid(s) home. I’m always behind at least one. I keep my phone in my purse in the seat next to me. Nothing is that important that it can’t wait the 15 minutes it takes me to get home.

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    amaryllis2 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    I was hit so hard by a distracted, speeding driver that for 17 years now I’ve had zero sense of balance. Up is the opposite of gravity, is the best I can do. I will never be able to pick up my baby grandson and walk across the room to help change his diaper. I fall any time anyone surprises me with an unexpected touch that I didn’t anticipate and brace against. I will never ride a bicycle again. I had to learn how to walk again, with a cane, and in crowds, with a walker. Thank you for this strip today: maybe one person out there won’t have to go through what I have because you drew it.

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    noblepa  over 7 years ago

    Honk if you love Jesus.

    Text if you want to meet him.

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