Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 25, 2017

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 7 years ago

    har-dee-har-har

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    William Pursell  over 7 years ago

    Spot On NUMBER SIX!

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    Vizungu  over 7 years ago

    Benjamin Edward Meara Stiller is…

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    mggreen  over 7 years ago

    If he’s Stiller does that make her Meara?

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    A person or animal asleep is the perfect definition of a “Still Life”

    They are still but are living.

    xxx

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    @Afficionado

    I’m so sorry. It’s cancer this and cancer that.

    I have never seen Angelina Jolie in anything because I’m not really a film watcher but she seems very smart and actually has a brain in her head unlike some celebrates.

    I was told by a nurse to keep “checking myself” I won’t go into too much detail…

    I didn’t have that dream yesterday, I was just saying I’ve had it a few times but it was ages ago.

    You’ll be happy to know I’ve successfully donated my 17th pint of blood in 4 minutes, 51 seconds. Apparently the venue is changing to hold bigger sessions but it’s somewhere not far from me, I’ll sure I’ll find it once I have the full address. My Mum has some idea where it is.

    The needle hurt a bit today. And I now have to keep the plaster on for 12 hours instead of 6. That’s fine, I leave it on overnight anyway.

    I wonder where my blood will end up this time. In England we get text messages saying which hospital our blood has been issued to.

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    tad1  over 7 years ago

    Congratulations, Number Three. :)

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    Sherlock5  about 1 year ago

    The only still Andy would be interested in is the kind that produces moonshine.

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