Pickles by Brian Crane for August 12, 2017

“You’ve still got that special something, Opal.”

To me, now Opal is like the Tin Man: no heart.

Sorry, I don’t have an oil can. How about I just dump this bottle of cooking oil over you?

Or would the stuff in the kitchen grease trap be okay?

I know how you feel Earl. But a good swift kick in the pants can’t hurt (much) either.

I guess if it worked we could consider it a Kickstarter campaign.

A little sympathy would be nice too. Help the old geezer up and get him moving.

He would have to get up for that kick.

At least he’s not Tik-Tok from the Oz books, or he wouldn’t even be able to talk

There’s a new spray oil for a senior’s aches and pain – WD80 – specifically formulated for octogenarians.

A cup of strong coffee (taken internally) works wonders.

What I always wondered is why is he rusting at all if he really is made of tin?

I stagger like a drunk when I get out of bed!

xxx

BUNNIES!