Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 01, 2017

Thing is, dinner involved steamed cabbage. That goes cold in, like, thirty seconds.

Chances are Calvin won’t be playing Houdini anymore after this!

And how long before they go upstairs?…lol

“How did you tie yourself up like this?”

“Hobbes did this to me?”

[rolls eyes]

Parents never understand

His dinner is Steve Austin?

I learned Morse code once to get my first Ham license and chapter one said, “Remember, you don’t need Morse code if you are sitting next to each other.”

Pay close attention Dad, the thumping is: bump, bump, bump, scrape, scrape, scrape, bump, bump, bump.

No way Calvin’s parents would hear him making that much noise without investigating it sooner. Have they learned nothing in 6 years?

Just one more “naughty” problem from Calvin for his parents to deal with.

The parents should enjoy the child-free dinner.

It was probably something gross (to Calvin) If so then Calvin will be pleased he missed out.

xxx

Hobbes isn’t untying Calvin because he can’t technically. Hobbes is only real in Calvin’s imagination and stuffed animals can’t untie things. Other examples of this: Hobbes won’t let the ladder down for the GROSS club treehouse. Hobbes doesn’t actually know if Calvin had a bee on his back.

Only we don’t say “dash” and “dot”…. ‘B’ is dah dit dit dit, ‘A’ is dit dah, etc.

Typical progressive parents. Can’t be bothered because dinner is enjoyable and finding out what your stupid genes inheriting kid is up to is not. Pathetic.