You have to keep them in booster seats until they’re old enough to drive.
Randy nailed it this time.
Never fear. They can play peewee football (see Friday Night Tykes on USA network) and get all the abuse and injuries they used to get on concrete playgrounds, with brain damage as a bonus.
Alpha children will only come from the country – they don’t worry about such idiocy in Flyover Country!
I like the bouncy rubber. It’s fun. I have seriously wondered if I can get my house floored with that stuff.
As overpopulation increases, soon it’ll be illegal to raise ANY child.
Child Tax, and Child dividend if you adopt.
BE THIS GUY over 7 years ago
You have to keep them in booster seats until they’re old enough to drive.
IQTech61 over 7 years ago
Randy nailed it this time.
PrairieDog37 over 7 years ago
Never fear. They can play peewee football (see Friday Night Tykes on USA network) and get all the abuse and injuries they used to get on concrete playgrounds, with brain damage as a bonus.
johnec over 7 years ago
Alpha children will only come from the country – they don’t worry about such idiocy in Flyover Country!
notinksanymore over 7 years ago
I like the bouncy rubber. It’s fun. I have seriously wondered if I can get my house floored with that stuff.
Daeder over 7 years ago
As overpopulation increases, soon it’ll be illegal to raise ANY child.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 7 years ago
Child Tax, and Child dividend if you adopt.