Kliban by B. Kliban for August 09, 2017

Cut this out and keep it in your wallet as a handy reference guide!

Alexander was also a bit of a schmuck (get your spelling right, Kliban). He just had a better publicist.

Barry looks like an unshaven Mr. Bean.

Barry is an attorney, real estate mogul, and, currently, a Presidential Advisor.

Oy gvalt, such a schmuck Barry is! May all his teeth fall out, except for one so he can have a toothache! God forbid.

(Sorry. I couldn’t resist. I was leafing through “The Joys of Yiddish” the other day.)

What about Alexander the Mediocre?

Baseball been berry ,berry good :~)

If Barry had that hat, he’d be fine.