Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for August 12, 2017

Pete, it’s time to take up hitch hiking.

1st QotD Do you freak out in a traffic jam?

Personally, I prefer strawberry jam, but I won’t freak out if it is grape.

Add a little peanut butter and you have it stuck on the roof of your mouth, just like you are in traffic!!!

And we will get there when we get there!!!

I used to live on the south shore of Montreal. The only way to work was over the Mercier Bridge. Rush hour always took an hour or more to and from work to go a couple of miles. So yes I hate freakin’ traffic jams.

I’m sure the argument between the front and back seat has no bearing on his demeanor.

Of course I’m there yet. I never left.

Now is the time for Eliot – and his mom – to be on their devices.

I wonder if new strips will resume on Monday, or have Tony and Gary gone “Darby Conley” on us?