Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for August 25, 2017

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    DanFlak  over 7 years ago

    My wife likes to talk — a lot. She talks so much that if she stays quiet for 15 minutes, I could have her declared dead. (Yes, she knows I say this about her and she even repeats the joke). I don’t mind. It’s part of her personality.

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    What I do mind is when she says “You never listen to anything I say.” My responses is “Dear, I do listen to everything you say, I just can’t absorb everything you say.”

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    sandpiper  over 7 years ago

    Endemic to D.C.

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    Dani Rice  over 7 years ago

    This is us, in reverse. Hubby is deaf as a post; he says I am too soft-spoken. “Get my attention before you tell me something.” At this point, we have three choices, ASL lessons, a hearing aid, or a lawyer.

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  over 7 years ago

    Her advice fell on deaf ears.

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