Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for August 03, 2017

Would that be the Royal Crown??

No quart taken, no quart given.

Make them take a pop quiz.

Just a liter demanding, aren’t they.

Actually, that would be Budweiser, the King of Beers (or at least that’s what THEY claim…)

I knew Dan was a little off, but I didn’t know he was soda-mented. xD

I was thinking of a pun involving bottle rockets, but it wouldn’t hold up in a quart of law.

more like, take us to your litter…