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Message: This is Osama - I'm either in the shower or busy plotting... leave a message! Woman: Sweetie, can you change Dylan's diaper? Sweetie? Top 5 Notable Disappearances: D.B. Cooper. Bin Laden. Jimmy Hoffa. Amelia Earhart. Your Husband.
margueritem about 14 years ago
ZIPPPP!
Sky_Shachaq about 14 years ago
They’ll find the other four before she finds her husband.
Coyoty Premium Member about 14 years ago
My appetite, after realizing she’s cooking with a soiled diaper near the food.
Hillbillyman about 14 years ago
Been there done that!
Colt9033 about 14 years ago
Don’t worry, he won’t remain missing on. They put tracking devices in men’s wedding bands.
Digital Frog about 14 years ago
My paycheck should be on that list, it keeps disappearing too…
Nighthawks Premium Member about 14 years ago
it’s true! I don’t think I’ve even MET my husband
funnybeats1993 about 14 years ago
gone nevaaaaa to be seen again!
Dapperdan61 Premium Member about 14 years ago
How about an honest politicians disappearance
fredbuhl about 14 years ago
The chances of fiinding an honest politician are better than finding that husband.
vldazzle about 14 years ago
No- I think the chances of finding the husband are better than the honest pol. I’m so SICK of these ads they all put out that - if I were new to voting I might decide not to bother. Instead, I WILL vote for the best whe are on the ballot (even as I hold my nose). Our state is considering medical mj- I formerly was in favor (because it would have gotten my father to eat before he died of stomach cancer- and he got put on a morphine drip which had him “out”- so no eating, also no communication with family which I sincerely wanted. But seeing the kind of abuse in CA, I would ONLY approve it for “terminal” patients like my father (and also just possibly for chemotherapy CANCER patients - NOT just for pain and distress of druggies as CA has done!!!
Cameloo about 14 years ago
What about Waldo? Carmen San Diego?