Reality Check by Dave Whamond for September 04, 2017

I hear Hell got a full four stars…

And, isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?

That’s what you get when you have a cash bar. Hell offers all the MD 20/20 you can drink!

You need a better breakfast buffet.

Heaven can wait.

No fun activities. Preachy host. Let’s his kid run loose.

Yes! People are sooooo judgmental these days. They expect perfection – even from heaven.

Actually, it’s 3.33 stars out of 5. 3.5 stars is just rounding.“And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth.” Revelation 12:4

You’re pretty judgmental yourself.

funny, i heard it was heavenly…