Brevity by Dan Thompson for October 01, 2017

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    Kamino Neko  about 7 years ago

    Well, she’s playing all nightAnd the music’s alrightMama’s got a squeeze boxDaddy never sleeps at night

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Well, I hate to horn in on a teacher’s methods….

    but what’s with the terribly distraught face?

    Is his own pun so bad it’s making him cry?

     

    I don’t think I could be instrumental in changing his tune….

    But I can tell he’s upsetting the children, by trumpeting his feelings.

    Is he being dramatic because he’s secretly recording it for YouTuba?

    Gosh… that’s NOT a good way to conduct himself!

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    Jeff0811  about 7 years ago

    Knock, knock

    Who’s there?

    Accordion

    Accordion who?

    Accordion to the paper it’s going to rain.

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    don.fitzsimons  about 7 years ago

    Yep. A manager used that very word when announcing unspecified discipline measures for late breaks on the crew. He started a tradition of deliberate word mash-ups to mock him.

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    mddshubby2005  about 7 years ago

    Yes, sir! I’ll make a concertina-ed effort!

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    Sir Ruddy Blighter  about 7 years ago

    Mama’s got a squeeze box

    She wears on her chest

    And when Daddy comes home

    He never gets no rest

    Cause she’s playing all night

    And the music’s all right

    Mama’s got a squeeze box

    Daddy never sleeps at night

    —Holy Cow, that song is not about accordions at all!

    Oh, Pete Townsend, you’re such a card!

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    P51Strega  about 7 years ago

    Take notes. The staff will be key in grading your clefforts.

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    battycomic Premium Member about 7 years ago

    I see the blonde haired girl is playing a French horn – I played the French horn in band in school.

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    ottod Premium Member about 7 years ago

    Well now, that’s just weird, Al.

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    Raider Red Premium Member about 7 years ago

    He’s kinda like the dude that can fold a map correctly while driving – very accordionated.

    Anybody remember maps? You know, the folded paper thingies with lines marked all over them? I hate the GPS. With a map, you could see what road/bridge/intersection was coming up and actually track where you were, unlike the close-your-mind-and-hope-approach in vogue today, which makes me think of when Michael Scott drove down a boat ramp and into a lake because the GPS told him to.

    In Houston, there is a company called Key Maps, started 60 years ago by a guy who patented a system that essentially broke the entire city up into numbered grids and lettered sub-grids. Each numbered grid corresponds to single 8½ x 5½ page in book of small grid maps, and each numbered grid is in turn broken down into the lettered sub-grids that are used to find an address on any street, road, highway, etc., by grid and sub-grid designations – such as 484E or 297J. If the street name and block number are known, you can look those up in an index, which directs the user to a specific grid/sub-grid location.

    Here’s a link to an article in the Houston Chronicle that talks about Key Maps and the general decline of map use (and of anyone who knows how to read one) in the age of dummies who can only think through a screen on a “smart” phone.

    http://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/columnists/chronicles/article/Iconic-Key-Maps-hangs-tough-in-the-new-age-4787810.php

    Wait, why are we talking about maps in the comments section of a comic strip about accordions? My kids and grandkids are right; I am officially an old fart.

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