Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for September 01, 2017

Andy needs a bandaged nose for that… either form that fellow or from Flo.

Andy isn’t stupid about that stuff, he just isn’t smart enough to follow his own advise. :-)

Ahh the truth of the phrase “Discretion is the better part of Valor”.

Can’t remember what show I heard the line from, but when young boys asked an older man how he could talk so boldly to his wife, the man replied: “When you come to the realization that sex is no longer part of the equation you can say anything you damn well please!”

Unfortunately for this guy, his wife seems to be able to punch her weight.

The Sun came out yesterday for the first time in days here in East Texas. Harvey dumped 50+ inches of rain in some places, and seems like just yesterday that the state was undergoing a historic drought.

…and “I thought you were getting your hair done while you were out”!

“Does this rolling pin make me look fat?”

Wow. That was harsh!

In my opinion, Diets are a waste of time. I don’t intend to go on one unless a MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL says I should. Adele (the singer) has the same opinion.

xxx

Andy Capp, Esq.: Marriage Counsellor

Also, remember there is NO safe answer to "Does this (pick an item) make me look(pick a negative adjective regarding weight, age, appearance, or style).

When you’re married, any answer is the wrong answer.