Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for August 24, 2017

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    Randy B Premium Member over 7 years ago

    My goodness. Men and women. Race.

    I’ve retired my 10-foot pole. Does someone else want to touch this?

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    painedsmile  over 7 years ago

    What a jerk! Now, who is going to twerk?

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    painedsmile  over 7 years ago

    Look at her big feet. She must wear at least a size 15.

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    3hourtour Premium Member over 7 years ago

    … the first place prize is A free day in Cleveland all expenses paid…

    … second place is three days on Cleveland…

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member over 7 years ago

    And he had his running pants on, too.

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    *Hot Rod*  over 7 years ago

    I must say, is that, *Dress For Success? "

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    *Hot Rod*  over 7 years ago

    Trying to dress up my response, ??

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    *Hot Rod*  over 7 years ago

    Just in time for tonight’s bridge game.

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    coltish1  over 7 years ago

    Them are some pretty classy-lookin’ pf flyers © right there.

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    *Hot Rod*  over 7 years ago

    Did she fly a plane too?

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    Radish...   over 7 years ago

    Let us see what the hip young people of Froglandia are wearing today…

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Where can I get some quilted running shorts?

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    Linguist  over 7 years ago

    Letter home from kid in college:

    " No mon, no fun – your Son "

    My response:

    " So sad, too bad – your Dad. "

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member over 7 years ago

     

    The “H” in “He” looks like goal posts.

    In honor thereof I’m changing my avatar to “Touchdown, Teresa!”

    P.S. The knee pads and sleeveless jersey make me think it’s a basketball uniform c. 1940 something (give or take a decade).

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    INGSOC   over 7 years ago

    Her sweatband would become a blind fold. Someone would spin her around several times, only to encourage her to run the opposite directing; shortly after entering another dimension..

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    Sisyphos  over 7 years ago

    Awesome poetry!

    I leave the racing to younger frogs, however.

    So it goes. She: gloat. He: goat.

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